chelerb:

my stepdad and i were just play fighting and he shoved me onto my knees and i was like MUM HELP HE’S TRYING TO MAKE ME GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB

and everything kind of stopped

no one has spoken since

i feel i may have crossed some sort of line here



Can we just fall asleep cuddling.

(Source: iknowyoulikeitwheni)




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kisskittyonthelips:

King Park | La Dispute

“Can I still get into Heaven if I kill myself?”

(Source: ratbelly)



i make the duckface look good~~~~~~~~~~ xo

idk


meowenstein:

And she could make hell feel just like home~


wowfunniestposts:

LOL wtf?
 this blog is epic

ericdeben:

I’m considering making a poster like this, putting it downtown or something then placing my hand there and seeing who will come by and try this with me. Then I’ll leave it and watch from far away to see if any 2 strangers connect with each other.